I think I want to take out a restraining order against the snow.
This morning I woke up to find it had snuck over in the night, and was waiting outside the window when I opened the blinds.
It followed me to work. Pestered me whilst I was out with the boys. And then it hung around my place of work for a few hours, waiting to see if I would go outside. Eventually it slunk away, barely a trace of it left, leaving me to wonder if its apparent presence was just the result of paranoia… (Okay, that last bit is a stretch in the metaphor!)
If that doesn’t sound like stalker-esque behaviour and totally worthy of a restraining order then I don’t know what does!
Love,
Lady Joyful
The Joyful Soul 
I agree. You need a summons for the Sun too 🙂
That’s a good idea! Guess I need to hire a lawyer 😉