Dearest Elvis, that is not a cat place. You have been told so many times, and ought to know better by now.
I realise you were hungry, but you were not allowed to eat until after your blood tests. Also that big bowl of popcorn wouldn’t have been much use to you. For one thing, you lack the dexterity to open said bowl. Then there’s not even very much popcorn left. And it is rubbery and tastes burnt – not fun to eat at all… The previous batch I made was much better, but I ate it all already. Funnily enough the burnt batch hasn’t been eaten as quickly…