Do soulless lottery number picking machines respond to reverse psychology?
Because, you know, I don’t want to win the lottery. Why would I? Never having to worry about money sounds boring. Having the option to retire early, well, what would I do with my time? It’s not like I could spend my days making cards.
Last week’s jackpot was about 18 million. (Actually it was around 90 million, but there were five winners who got 18 million each.) Really, definitely wouldn’t have wanted that. I’m so glad we didn’t win.
I swear I had a better, more humorous way of writing this thought, but I couldn’t write it down when I had the idea, and I don’t remember what I’d been planning to say… Ah well. You get the picture, I’m sure!