Farmer Guy is not a good farmer.
I mean really, even fictional farmers should be able to recognise animal noises. If there’s mooing at you door don’t say “I wonder what animal it is this time?”
Seriously. Being fictional is not an excuse! Silly farmer…
And yes, this is what happens when you work with children. You end up spending their naptime mulling over the illogicalities in stories and rhymes.
It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.