Dogs and babies have so much in common.
Really, think about it.
They both spend all their time eating, sleeping, pooping or playing.
They need to be taken outside from time to time.
They have chew toys.
You get excited when they learn to roll over.
You teach them simple commands. (“Get the ball! Good boy!”)
You have to teach them not to run off when you’re out.
And sometimes they pee on the rug.
Did I miss any?